Everyone knows that San Diego is all about sun, beaches, palm trees, and perfect weather. This week we are not living up to our reputation. While most of the United States suffers through the polar vortex that has wandered off from the pole that it belongs to we have been gleefully sharing beautiful sunsets and lovely days to our social media and our comeuppance has arrived. Hoodies won't save us now, it's raining for multiple days in a row and we have to break out the serious gear because it's in the 50's and for us that's deep winter considering that water is falling from the sky.
We talked it over and after looking at the storm rolling in for 5 (five!!!) days chose the lightest day to walk in San Diego and took today to do something else fitness related up in Orange County. Chris and Sean chose to drive up with us as Jo'l had a list of things that she needed help with in her apartment and if we were only doing a short thing for the day there would be plenty of time left in the day to actually spend time with them for a change. Pearl also made the drive with us, and seemed thrilled when we arrived at Jo'ls place even though she had never been there before. We made it early for once and set off for Jo'ls very fancy gym after she gave Sean & Chris their list and showed them where the snacks that she had set up for them were. Full disclosure: I left my phone at home today, so some of the photos that aren't from people who were there were from Google, all hail.
We left Jo'ls place and headed to Laguna Niguel to what we knew was a fancy gym, but didn't realize would be a full on mega-gym/cult experience. It's so big that it looks like an industrial church, it has it's own parking structure, there's a concierge, it has spa services. I could go on but to be honest I don't even know what was happening.


After we got checked in as guests we went upstairs, and Jo'l figured that we had some time before the yoga class that we were there to attend started so she suggested that we warm up on the treadmills for a bit. My treadmill experience includes the one time I did the shoe thing at Roadrunner and two HIIT workouts in the gym at work. Once I figured out how to get the thing going it was pretty easy, and I even managed to get the fake outside feature to work and was soon strolling along a fake lake with many fake dogs. The only problem is that I hadn't planned for this, so while Carrie and Jo'l were going along casually, I was gripping the rail and trying to keep up with my fake dogs while wearing flip flops. Once it was time to go to class I frantically pushed the slow down button and hopped off the treadmill and we wandered over to the yoga room. As we stepped into the waiting area it became clear that some details had been left out, very warm air was drifting out from the room that we were supposed to be going in to but Carrie and I weren't prepared for this at all. I stripped off as many layers as I could and stuffed them into a wooden cubby before grabbing a mat and towel.

The room was darkened with modern music playing and the people warming up inside were more flexible than I aspire to be. There was a woman folded completely forward with her wrists on the floor, another leaning gracefully sideways with fingertips to toes, and a man doing a headstand. Carrie asked Jo'l something I couldn't head and she confessed that this was the intermediate class. She's fond of adding miles and extra dongles as punishment for our frequent tardiness, and had we been late today our stiff selves would have been in the advanced class. The instructor got started and at first it was familiar and manageable. I had done regular yoga with Erin from Orobouros in San Diego for a while and it felt good to move in familiar ways, but suddenly it was heating up, we were moving faster, and the sweat was pouring from just about everywhere. Even though the lights were dim I found myself face to face with Carrie instead of looking the same way as the rest of the class and things were not flowing as I frantically tried to course correct. By the time we reached shivasana I was drenched and have no idea how I managed to nearly keep up. I can't remember the last time I was that sweaty. As I walked out still trying desperately to look less like Marlon Brando in Apocolyspe Now and more like the slightly dewy women who were walking out and moving on to more gym I wondered if this was a glandular problem that I should have looked into. I heard the instructor say to people walking in "welcome to heated flow" and felt the need to warn them that this was a very misleading title.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Chris and Sean were doing serious battle with Jo'ls sink. It wasn't draining properly and after taking it apart they discovered why. Years of previous tenants left goodies in the pipes and what we have started calling the "hair snake" emerged. It was so gross that Pearl retreated to a far corner and that pyrex bowl will be forever unclean.
Now that everyone is thoroughly disgusted, let's talk about lunch! We have a favorite restaurant up North and today was a great day to visit given the efforts that everyone exerted. We got to La Columbiana just in time as there was one table left with the patio being closed and a large party with a reservation in the tiny restaurant. It was amazing, like always, and even though we just ate there I can't wait to go back.
On the way back to the house it was still pouring and we got a flash flood warning, so of course this reminded Jo'l of a great water feature on low ground. When it floods in Dana Point, part of the hillside by the marina becomes a waterfall, cascading down into I don't even know what. But it comes with a slightly seweresque smell and lots of local traffic pulling up to have a look. It was fun to see and we didn't mention the sewage of Dana Point Falls until after we had left the attraction.




After that detour we headed back to the house for some trip planning; looking at flight options, places to stay in the Dominican Republic, realistic travel dates, and what we're willing to do to save $200 (the answer for 4/5 of the room was not stay in the airport for 2 days). There was judgement from Pearl, outrageous competition for best flights found, and some serious phone envy. All in all we ended on a high note when we stepped back out into the rain to drive home and get ready for Sundays long walk.