Have you heard of a HIIT workout? It stands for High Intensity Interval Training and it's supposed to be really good for you. It's also a good way to get really sore muscles in a hurry. The new gym at work is outfitted with the things that you need for this, so I tried one out with a coworker on Thursday thinking that it would be a good in-between thing to do. She said that she was sore, she talked about all of the things that she couldn't do independently because of how sore she was and I laughed. I was about to get mine.
Friday morning I woke up and I was feeling it, but in a good way. I got out of bed, stretched a little, and left for work. I was fine going up the stairs, and everything was normal. By noon I was starting to feel a little worse, a little stiffer every time I got up from my desk, then when I walked down the hall the muscles around my knee just didn't go and I knew I was in trouble. When it was time to go home I started down the stairs and found myself doing a sort of half-controlled crow-hop to keep from barreling down them headfirst. When I got to the bottom I put my hands on my hips and found that I had knots in my lower abdominal muscles. After getting home I went to put something into the fridge and something fell out. Without thinking I squatted down to pick it up, but I couldn't get all the way down, but I couldn't get up either. I laughed, then I cried just a little.
On the menu for this weekend was Mission Trails, which had the promise of The Trails at the end, one of our favorite brunch spots. After taking Pearl for a quick walk around Chollas Lake we were able to lure Sean out to hike with us with the promise of cinnamon roll pancakes and he agreed to meet us at the trailhead. We met in Tierrasanta, and Sean handed my ye olde walking stick, which I haven't used in ages. I had swapped to trekking poles, then to nothing at all ahead of this training, but I needed it today. We all set out with South Fortuna somewhere in view, though none of us were exactly sure which peak it was.

I fell behind very quickly as I was in pain from the moment I woke up, and it wasn't getting better just yet. I was starting to loosen up as we moved along a flat track, or a gentle incline. Suddenly I heard Carrie say "Jo'l you'd better stay out of stick range" and I tried to speed up to see what they were looking at. It turned out to be stairs. Lots of stairs, heading up the mountain in steep, thigh burning ascendance.
I had caught up to them, and I stared. I then loudly uttered some expletives that I won't repeat here because I have two grandmothers reading this. A woman walking by was surprised, then said "I'm sorry to tell you this, but this last hill was nothing compared to those steps up there" and moved on. Jo'l was giddy with the incline ahead of us, and gleefully flounced up the steps. I did my best not to hit her with the stick, which I have to admit wasn't difficult given that I was moving very slowly and she was quickly bounding up a mountain.

I huffed, I puffed, I stubbornly refused every time my friends and husband suggested that I crouch down in the shade of a bush along the trail. They made it to the top of the stairs and I slogged my way up after them. Despite Seans declaration that there was a sign at the top and it must be the summit, there was only a sign at the top saying the trail was to the left. Believe it or not I didn't hit him with the stick either. As we went I mentioned that the stairs were a lot like Kwaay Paay, another mountain in the park. It's shorter, but a lot steeper with scrambling at the top. Jo'l excitedly started to suggest that we go there and I shouted her down with "Not today, Satan!" just before we reached the peak.

You would think that snacks would be abbreviated since our mileage was shorter, but mountains are hard so we had great snacks including smoked scallops, chocolate covered blueberries, and sunflower butter cups. Jo'l informed us all that there was paper on the cups after trying to eat hers paper-on, and that got us going again.
At some point it looked like we were headed across the saddle and up to North Fortuna, and we had to remind Jo'l that we had pancakes waiting. That started a sharp turn to some loose dirt and gravel down hill which was a new challenge that brought up stories about how people we know have broken their tailbones and had to sit on inflatable donuts.
Then it was time to go back up hill which was into the nice grassy area, but steep again. Sean chose to run up the hill and those left behind came to the conclusion that he would regret that in the morning.
While I wasn't as tired as I usually am at the end of our walks I was sore in new and interesting places. I had a whole new waddle that was nothing like my usual, and the insides of my thighs were very displeased. When Carrie and Jo'l looked back to ask if I was going up El Cajon Mountain in the morning and saw me doing a full Weekend at Bernies impression there was nothing to do but laugh.